I thought the greatest feats of athleticism I’d see today would be in the Serena Williams/Naomi Osaka match, but Beth March has dashed through the crinkly cat tunnel six times tonight, so good luck to anyone trying to outdo that.
— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) February 18, 2021
I have reached the point in cat ownership where I wake up in pain because I pinched myself on the side of the bed to let rascal have the most of it.
ow my neck
— Shenpai (@AeroViro) February 17, 2021
My dogs have the week off from school and they asked me to join them in chasing cats around the neighborhood and pooping on a bunch of random lawns. Wanting to be a good Dad, I…
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) February 18, 2021
My dog has two modes: Smells that I’m cooking chicken and asleep.
— Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) February 19, 2021
i will never stop buying my cat toys that she looks at weird for 10 seconds and then never acknowledges again
— your own personal jesus (@Kappa_Kappa) February 18, 2021
Literally nothing better than a cat who is very slowly reaching out 1 paw to do a little tap
— Keith J Carberry (@KeithJCarberry) February 19, 2021
Dog: When’s dinner?
Me: The usual time
Dog: I may be able to talk, but no one said anything about my needing to understand the concept of time
Me: So, now?
Dog: That works
— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) February 18, 2021
I got a cat recently and I’ve come to a realization…
I’m not his owner, I’m just staff.
— Cassandra (@CassyWearsHeels) February 19, 2021
currently moving into new apartment and there’s a cat that believes this is his home bc someone else was taking care of him and he won’t leave so now i have a new cat
— che-bidenist (@ComradeEmber) February 17, 2021