Cats are like that one guy from high school–like they somehow show up at your house and refuse to leave, use an herb to get high, always need money for food, sleep most of the time, & tho you don’t know WHY you just like really like having them around & you end up best friends.
— Elle M. (they/them) (@ellle_em) March 11, 2021
Having a cat is a lot like having a college roommate.
Most of the time you each do your own thing, but occasionally you hang out.
Also, they sometimes try to eat your food and throw up in your laundry.
— 📚Talk To The Hatter🎩 (@Talk_To_The_Hat) March 11, 2021
I just need one cat to sit on me and then I have a reason to not clean my bathroom
— elena ilana alana alina elana (@lenibriscoe) March 12, 2021
Me: No you cannot have a piece of my chicken
Me: No. My chicken. You have food in your bowl.
Me: FINE. Have a small piece of chicken.
Cat immediately eats and then throws up chicken…
— Y’all Fescue (@LynnSosnoskie) March 12, 2021
When people hate cats I know they are reacting to an idea and not the hilarious reality of a little fancy guy who cruises around your house wanting or not wanting to be your companion—both of which are hysterical.
— 🐅 (@kbridge) March 10, 2021